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Diorama: The birthday cake appears to
be an edible recreation of Sir Philip Green’s bedroom, with the naked
Topshop tycoon lying in the centre of a bed, his modesty preserved only
by a rumpled satin sheet
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Detail: On his bedside table is
perched a picture frame with a photograph of his pet pooch, Louie, an
ancient Nokia mobile phone and a box of tissues
Sir Philip Green’s critics often find him unpalatable, but what will they make of the retail mogul’s birthday cake?
It features a topless Sir Phil reclining alongside his pet pooch, Louie — entirely made out of sugar paste.
The
diorama, which was commissioned by Green’s wife, Tina, in honour of his
63rd birthday on Sunday, appears to be an edible recreation of Sir
Philip’s bedroom, with the naked Topshop tycoon lying in the centre of a
bed, his modesty preserved only by a rumpled satin sheet.
Retail mogul: Sir Philip (centre) is pictured with his 24-year-old daughter Chloe (left), and wife Tina (right)
On his bedside table is perched a picture frame with a photograph of Louie, an ancient Nokia mobile phone and a box of tissues.
The
unidentified baker used artistic licence to sweeten the likeness of the
outspoken entrepreneur - the edible version is strikingly less
corpulent with bulging biceps - and didn’t shy away from including a
generous macho smattering of arm and (greying) chest hair.
50 Shades sons whip up a gift
E.
L. James, the author of the Fifty Shades bonkbuster novels, received an
appropriate gift for Mother’s Day - some walnut whips tucked inside a
bouquet of roses.
James,
who lives in Ealing, West London, with her husband Niall Leonard and
two teenage sons, has amassed a fortune of £40 million by selling 100
million copies of her books, which explore the world of sadomasochistic
sex.
She
is enjoying her new-found success and recently splashed out on a
personalised number plate with the last three letters ‘SXY’.
‘Drinking
wine and watching hubs doing the washing up,’ James tweeted on Sunday.
She clearly enjoys the whip hand in her marriage.
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Mother’s Day: E. L. James received an appropriate gift - some walnut whips tucked inside a bouquet of roses
Just
a few days ago Sienna Miller was sporting a nasty gash above her left
eye after running into a wall during a performance of Cabaret on
Broadway in New York.
But in a snap taken yesterday the 33-year-old looked as though she didn’t have a scratch on her.
Perhaps it’s thanks to Miller’s London-born make-up artist Charlotte Tilbury, who posed with Sienna after watching the musical.
‘Backstage
with the beautiful, fresh-faced Sienna Miller,’ Tilbury captioned the
pic. No doubt she’s used to hiding a multitude of sins with her make-up
brushes.
Ouch:
Sienna Miller (left) was sporting a nasty gash above her left eye just a
few days ago. But she looked as though she didn't have a scratch on her
yesterday. Perhaps it's thanks to her make-up artist Charlotte Tilbury
(together, right)
